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Name: Funky
Country: United States
State: Michigan
Birthday: 6/9/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: I got hobbies!! Right, I play the guitar and hang out with my friends at a coffee shop and fight Peter and sit on Emma and Bob's stoop and listen to music a lot and go to concerts (when I can afford them) and draw and sing and write stories and songs and... that's it for now.
Expertise: Being obnoxious. HAAA, just kidding, oh my. Hoo hoo...
Occupation: Student
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Member Since:
1/22/2004
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| I'm back. I might have to get a root canal... bitches. I hope I don't. I was saying to Carla how sad it was that my "good news" has dwindled down to "well, we're not going to do the root canal YET." When I was younger, it might have been "I got you a present" or "we're going to see your cousins" but now it's "you don't have to endure copious amounts of mouth pain YET." By the way, it's supposed to be funny, I'm not being a bitch complainer... trick-ass-ho... Yeah, I'm super hungry. I like skittles a lot. | | |
| Well, about the trainhoppers, I think they got evicted... or maybe they left before the other people got evicted... anyway, they will probably be back, and actually one of them still lives around here. Dwayne's doing well, he's gonna start classes to get his GED in a week or two. I think I have to go see him play in a shitty band tomorrow. Oh, god that sounds bad. No, see, HE is very cool and brilliant, but he's in this crappy metal-praise band. I don't even think he likes metal!!!! He hates metallica, that's for sure. Anyway, he's the drummer and they're playing at Central Westlyan... Westlian? I dunno, the worst, biggest, most annoying church in Holland (is it in Holland? I don't know anything...). So, yeah, I'll probably go because it's fun to see him play and I'm sure the reaction will be hillarious... also, I'll have to keep all of those middle-aged, conservitive christian women's hands off of him... bitches!! I'ma lay the smack down on some white bitch's booty!! Anyway... not crazy. I think I'm gonna go eat some -- OH!!!! I just remembered another thing to write about!! Okay, so last night Dwayne and I went to see Super Size Me!! It was fucking awesome!!!!!! At one point, I was thinking "well, I'm not gonna throw up, and Dwayne's not gonna throw up, so it'll be fine" but then I was like "what if I hear a bunch of people throwing up?!" But I didn't, so it's okay. After the movie I felt especially good about the fact that we had rode our bikes to the theater. I could feel all of the people walking out past us thinking "those healthey bastards..." Okay, that's about all... NOW I'm gonna go eat some coca pebbles... | | |
| Jesus, children! I'm not THAT interesting... get a hobby... just kidding, I like being part of people's hobbies... maybe. Shit. What do I have to say? My life is not worth the observation of so many people. AH!! I'm not even going to start that crap. Anyway, I've started taking Capoeira classes on Wednesdays and Fridays, it's really fun!! It's a Brazillian Martial art style that is a lot like break-dancing. It's really cool, and it makes me really sore, but that's cool. Sore muscles feel good. Annika's coming today!!! I'm so excited!!! Ah, I'm not a good friend though. Or a good relative, for that matter. I don't keep in touch with anyone as much as they'd like me to. I don't keep in touch with a lot of you as much as you'd like me to. But be reassured that that doesn't mean that I don't like you, I'm just lazy, I don't keep in touch with anyone, it's not just you. Damn it. This will get better when school starts. So... yeah... sorry, I can't write much today... I'm feeling especially not cool today. My friend got an interview at the Holland 7. I'm gonna call those bitches. My mother refuses to believe this, but sometimes I feel like I'm destined to be a dissapointment and to dissapear into the backdrop of society. Not every one is bound for greatness. Not everyone can change the world, or even a tiny portion of the world. Ethan's gonna do great things, Katie's gonna do great things, Dwayne's gonna do great things, and so are matt and annika and a handfull of people from my school. If I'm surrounded by so many brilliant people then I must be the one who will be left behind. Not everyone can do great things. Sorry about that, it was kind of depressing. | | |
| Mmmm... laughing cow cheese. Anyway, I'm probably leaving for Detroit tomorrow for a few days. Probably. So, it's funny because my boyfriend, Dwayne, (yes, I'm once again allowed to call him that) sometimes talks like a gangsta which is hillarious because he's a guitar player with a mohawk. He used to have a lip ring, but alas, he's trying to find a job, so the lip ring had to take a vacacion... sad... anyway, it's funny 'cause sometimes he says "Detroit" like a rapper and he's never been there! But I have, so HA! I can say it more than him!! I win once again. Hold on a sec, I've gotta go to the bathroom... Ah, much better. Speaking of the bathroom, I went to hipsterhomo's site to see the sexy lemur and the first thing I saw was a picture of someone's shit! What a tricky bastard. Except he probably didn't do it on purpose. I don't know how to spell purpose. So fuck you. I'm thinking about getting xanga premium so that I can put more than one picture on my site at a time. Yep. okay, bye. | | |
| Alright, you fat head babies, I'm back. Cha, yes wet your panties because you're so excited! Anyway, why the hell do people only play shitty music loud? Why don't I ever hear a car drive down the street with Bob Dylan cranked up so loud that the bass feels like an earthquake? THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGE'N!!! Yep, I've lost it again. I want to be a stand up comedian. I think maybe I could be. Except for the fact that when I'm trying to be funny, I'm not really. But then I do it on accident or subconsiously and people are like "ha, you are funny, shorty, you should be a stand up comedian or sumin..." but nobody calls me shorty because that's stupid. And because I actually AM short. Right, anyway... Megan's dad's truck is awesome, yesterday I was sitting in the flat bed while Megan was inside getting money and I used the sides to crack every vertabre in my back, it was awesome!!!! The other night I had a dream that myself and a bunch of my friends were like living in horror movie land or something and Larry and Marty had a rabbit and a lemur. The lemur was especially awesome. The rabbit was really weird, it was like a puppy/bunny. I was chasing it for a while, but then they came back with the lemur and it was way more interesting. Look up lemur under Google images. There are funny pictures. There's one on the 3rd page (I think) that is like a sexy lady lemur. It has boobs, it's a drawing. Pencil drawing. It's got long hair too. It's stupid. | | |
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